thank God for cab rides on drunk nites

if you've lived in manhattan and been completely out of it, you can appreciate grabbing a cab, half awake, ordering delivery from McDonalds (yes, ppl have done that) and crashing home only to wake up the next morning not remembering how you did it. but what happens when you are so wasted and no one can just bring you to 20th and 1st anymore? what happens when you wake up and you aren't home??!! haha